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Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.


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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

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If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.


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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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