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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.

                                    - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.


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I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

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If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

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