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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn


Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.


* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.


"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."


He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by


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