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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

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"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

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The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke


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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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