Today's quotes [8.22.12]
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
-- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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