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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson

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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."


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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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