Today's quotes [8.20.12]

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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
       fool.

* One good turn gets most of the blankets.

"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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