Today's quotes [8.20.12]
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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
* One good turn gets most of the blankets.
"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
Using me for my mind really bothered me."
-- Carl Jacobs
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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