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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0


"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
       triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
       recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La


That shoe fits him like a glove.


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