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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum


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"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

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Politicians!
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining! 

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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