Today's quotes [8.17.12]
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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"Oh. Its a slow floor. He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
-- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory
"I want us to be something that we can't."
"A normal couple."
-- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"
If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
This is a test, please ignore
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