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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory


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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.



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Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

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"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
 they'd read:

        This is a test, please ignore

 or perhaps:

        The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
        this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
        warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
        purpose"
                        -- Malcolm Ray, uhaa032@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk


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