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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?


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"The Harvard Law states:  Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
 humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

-- Larry Wall


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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

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"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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