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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill


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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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