Today's quotes [8.14.12]
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."
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