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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - - - Cynthia Heimel
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
"Tech people + pizza = Tech people" -- me
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton
A bath is something you take when you find yourself in hot water.
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