Today's quotes [8.13.12]

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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
                        -- me

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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