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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain


German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton


During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley


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