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I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...


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"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

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