Today's quotes [8.1.12]
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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
find my #%@# clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
-- David Helfgott, "Shine"
"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
dryin' on the clothesline.
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