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                    There was a young fellow from Dallas
                            
                    Who enjoyed doing things with his phallus.
                            So many tricks did he try
                            It became, by and by,
                            
                    Little more than a leather-tough callous.
                            


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                    The Bishop of Solomons diocese
                            
                    Was stricken with elephantiasis,
                            The public beheld
                            His balls as they swelled
                            
                    By paying exorbitant priocese.
                            


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                    In the soap opera heard in Gomorrah,
                            
                    The heroine wakes up in horror
                            To find that a prick
                            Nearly three inches thick
                            
                    Is halfway up her tune-in-tomorrow.
                            


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There was a young lady named Ames 
               Who would play at the jolliest games. 
                    She was great fun to lay 
                    For her rectum would play 
               Obbligatos, and call you bad names. 

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Here's to old King Montezuma, 
               For fun he would bugger a puma. 
                    The puma in play 
                    Clawed both balls away--- 
               How's that for animal humor? 

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