Today's jokes [8.3.12]
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Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
A: He heard the snowblower coming!
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn
out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his
He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the
other. He realizes that the first one might get bored
watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love
to play your trombone."
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's
apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop
up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if
she were alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took
$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
"Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20."
"Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't
make a living on that."
"Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another
"Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this
"I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a
chance to defend myself."
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