Today's stories [7.3.12]
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: Too many deer were hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS AT THE AIRPORT
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."
IDIOTS ON THE ROAD
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe
to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually
challenged coworker of mine(a blonde), when she asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
She responded, appalled "What on earth are blind people doing
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