Today's quotes [7.8.12]
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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
- Hugh Downs
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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