Today's quotes [7.7.12]
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
"Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
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