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"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 


Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 


Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.


Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 


Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."


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