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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers


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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery 

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