Today's quotes [7.4.12]
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Response by Mike, Age 10
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