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G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4


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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.


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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US


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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr


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