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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
                        -- Angela (again)


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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

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I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
                                     Englishman in the dark.

                                       - - - Duncan Spaeth

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"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

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