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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman

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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.


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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others


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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.



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* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
       infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
       even considering if there are men on base.
       -- Dave Barry


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