Today's quotes [7.26.12]
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Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!
'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse'
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."
- Steven Wright
I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.
- Pablo Picasso
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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