Today's quotes [7.25.12]
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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. "
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
Jules de Gaultier
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