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                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus


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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

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I was once walking through the forest alone.  A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.


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