Today's quotes [7.21.12]
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And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily
cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
-- David Vicker
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
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