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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman


- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.


"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry


"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 


Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde


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