Today's quotes [7.18.12]
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
--Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings."
- Olin Miller
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."
-- Oscar Wilde
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