Today's quotes [7.17.12]
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"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
-- Graeme Wong See,
"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory."
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