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"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
 general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
                        -- me


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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.


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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president." 

     - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents 

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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

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