Today's quotes [7.15.12]
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I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on
"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
all just too hard."
-- me, on oz#gothic
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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