Today's quotes [7.14.12]
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."
Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
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