Today's quotes [7.13.12]
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Anarchy is better than no government at all.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out"
-- Steven Wright
We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
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