Today's quotes [7.12.12]
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a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
No fun! You people so boring!"
-- The Weirdness Test,
If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."
- Conan O'Brien
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
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