Today's quotes [7.11.12]
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. "
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom.
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.
It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...
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