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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire

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   My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
   her,
   I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
   I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.


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It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...

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