Today's quotes [7.10.12]
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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think
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