Today's quotes [7.1.12]
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He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
- Edward Abbey
* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
-- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
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