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                    A hermit who had an oasis
                    Thought it the best of all places:
                            He could pray and be calm
                            'Neath a pleasant date-palm,
                    While the lice on his ballocks ran races.


                    A geneticist living in Delft
                    Scientifically played with himself,
                            And when he was done
                            He labeled it: Son,
                    And filed it away on the shelf.


            It's a helluva fix that we're in 
            When the geographical spread of the urge to sin 
                Causes juvenile delinquency 
                With increasing frequency 
            By the Army, the Navy, and Errol Flynn. 


                    There was a young man named Cattell
                    Who knew psychophysics so well,
                            That each time he shit
                            He'd stop, measure it---
                    It's length, and it's breadth, and it's smell.


                    There once a woman from Clover
                    Who really enjoyed to bend over.
                            When a guy got behind her
                            Jumped all up inside her
                    And fucked 'til the whole day was over.


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