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What is New Jersey's state bird?
The common House Fly.
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no
one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a
little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and
throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on his
door. He opens it up and no one is there.
He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail
sitting on the doormat.
The snail looks up and says, "What the hell was that all
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
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I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
To open windows
Q. Why does Barbara Bush always get on top ?
A. Because George can only fuck up.
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