Today's jokes [7.15.12]
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and
was climbing into bed when his wife complained,
as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the
bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally or as a suppository,...
it's up to you!"
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But
when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his
wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his
"Well, you see, this morning when I got up," he said, "I was barely
awake from a wonderful night of love-making. More out of habit than
anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser."
I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn't
even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some
"No no !" he half wailed/half said, "You don't understand. She was
half asleep too and gave me $30 change."
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months
- I don't like to interrupt her.
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I
seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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