Today's quotes [6.9.12]
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn
"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
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