Today's quotes [6.6.12]
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In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
of some asshole who desperately needs it.
"Game over boys!"
-- Mr. Flibble
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
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