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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
       crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
       flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.


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"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous


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A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

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