Today's quotes [6.3.12]
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In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.
-- Kathleen Norris --
"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."
"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
-- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
(aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for
the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
-- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense
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