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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.


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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.



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"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle


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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"


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