Today's quotes [6.27.12]
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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children."
- J. Danforth Quayle,
former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky. Its when the shot lands three feet from the
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
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